June 2009
5 posts
The Knot just sent me an email ad for Botox for...
Question of the morning
Why is Diddy such an awful lyricist? I get that Circoc is paying you, Diddy, but you don’t have to make it so god damn obvious.
May 2009
8 posts
Un-Broke: The Seth Green Cribs Edition from quinn
“Boom! That’s math all over your face!”
Amazing. Seth Green just taught me how to buy a house.
Introduction to Wolfram|Alpha by Stephen Wolfram →
I’ve been pretty excited about this for a while now, and…well, sweeeeeet.
An email forward TGIF.
The Divorced Barbie Doll One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He stops by a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, ‘How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?’ The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95,...
UglyDress.com →
“Welcome to UglyDress.com, the archive of the world’s worst Bridesmaids dresses. Contained within are photographic proof of some of the dresses that our friends, the brides, have made us wear so that they could look good.”
There’s nothing like a good wedding horror story!
April 2009
16 posts
Actually, the previous post reminded me of going with a friend to rent a tuxedo for prom, my junior year of high school. There was some ominous picture of some sort (Gravestone? Empty graduation cap? Crying puppy?) with the tagline “Some kids never make it to graduation.”
My friend picked it up, read it, and then shouted at the sales person “are you threatening me?!”
I...
TMNT Are Officially Back From Obscurity →
Well thank God. My life can now continue.
That CGI movie was crap, sure, but I still maintain that Turtles 3—aka that one where they went to olden times China?!—was even worse.
“Join us at giantgayumbrella.com”
Ok, that’s actually pretty funny.
Passion of the Christ...via Twitter. →
Uh…I just…what?? Twitter??
(story via AP)
I had to study serial killers to prepare for my role as criminal profiler Jill...
– -Jenna, 30 Rock
Bitch gets all the good lines. Also, sadly, that miniseries title isn’t even that much of a stretch for Lifetime…
I wish my iPod could make phone calls. No, I don’t want an iPhone. I know...
– -Ryan, working hard at the Michael Scott Paper Company on The Office
Celine Dion eyeing bid for Montreal Canadiens →
That’s not really a combination I ever imagined.
Hack-a-Shaq →
Mountain cleaners wanted →
March 2009
28 posts
Justine Lai - Notes on Join or Die →
Click ‘works’ to see Join or Die.
What a great city looks like →
Geez Canada, you’re really laying it on thick there.
PETA: Ingrid Newkirk's Unique Will →
PETA’s President wants you to eat her corpse.
PETA, you are not making yourselves look any less crazy. Maybe you could donate your organs and save some lives, instead of proving a dumbass point.
Cafe owner thrives with no-pricing policy →
I would definitely feel too guilty to underpay (…much).
Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a...
– F*** my life
I suggest, you know, obviously, maybe they ought to be removed. But I would...
– —Iowa Sen. Charles Grassley, on the AIG execs (via MSNBC)
Maybe Grassley would offer his services as a kaishakunin?
how to eat...
So, for whatever reason, I’ve decided I’m going to attempt to eat like a vegan for a month. It’s not for any health reasons, or a dislike of meat, or a desire to become a vegan full-time. I like meat. A lot. All types of it. Often. I have never been one to understand veganism. But, perhaps in order to ignore my despondence over medical school waitlists, I figure I will give this...
That Guy From That Thing →
Yeah that’s pretty spot on.
I straight up don’t understand this woman or her popularity. I find her...
– —Meghan McCain, about Ann Coulter
Keep your goals away from the trolls.
– —My fortune cookie, from a Chinese place on South Street