May 2012
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“Don’t be defeatist, dear. It’s very middle class.”
– Dowager Countess life lesson #28.
May 25th
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May 24th
The one million dollar parking space →
From the realtor— “It’s for someone who wants complete privacy. You can drive in and not be seen again. It’s for the type of person who finds that attractive. It could be a celebrity or a business person who is camera shy.” Not be seen again? That just sounds threatening. Also I did not even realize that realtors for parking spaces was a thing. Clearly I am...
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M: I'm taking your money...and your keys.
T: Anything else?
M: and your heart.
T: what if I need it to make decisions while you're gone?
#relationships
May 12th
“They were better before they were famous though.”
– #overheardinlacolombe
May 11th
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WatchWatch
I would watch the shit out of this movie.
May 6th
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April 2012
4 posts
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“A passing grade? Like a C? Why don’t I just get pregnant at a bus station?!”
– Annie
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“Yeah, I was going to link to you on my blog”
– Overheard in West Philly
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June 2009
5 posts
The Knot just sent me an email ad for Botox for...
Jun 11th
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Question of the morning
Why is Diddy such an awful lyricist? I get that Circoc is paying you, Diddy, but you don’t have to make it so god damn obvious.
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May 2009
8 posts
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Un-Broke: The Seth Green Cribs Edition from quinn “Boom! That’s math all over your face!” Amazing. Seth Green just taught me how to buy a house.
May 21st
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Introduction to Wolfram|Alpha by Stephen Wolfram →
I’ve been pretty excited about this for a while now, and…well, sweeeeeet.
May 14th
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An email forward TGIF.
The Divorced Barbie Doll One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s  birthday. He stops by a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, ‘How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?’ The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean Sir?  We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95,...
May 8th
UglyDress.com →
“Welcome to UglyDress.com, the archive of the world’s worst Bridesmaids dresses. Contained within are photographic proof of some of the dresses that our friends, the brides, have made us wear so that they could look good.” There’s nothing like a good wedding horror story!
May 8th
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April 2009
16 posts
Actually, the previous post reminded me of going with a friend to rent a tuxedo for prom, my junior year of high school. There was some ominous picture of some sort (Gravestone? Empty graduation cap? Crying puppy?) with the tagline “Some kids never make it to graduation.” My friend picked it up, read it, and then shouted at the sales person “are you threatening me?!” I...
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TMNT Are Officially Back From Obscurity →
Well thank God. My life can now continue. That CGI movie was crap, sure, but I still maintain that Turtles 3—aka that one where they went to olden times China?!—was even worse.
Apr 23rd
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“Join us at giantgayumbrella.com”
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Passion of the Christ...via Twitter. →
Uh…I just…what?? Twitter?? (story via AP)
Apr 10th
“I had to study serial killers to prepare for my role as criminal profiler Jill...”
– -Jenna, 30 Rock Bitch gets all the good lines. Also, sadly, that miniseries title isn’t even that much of a stretch for Lifetime…
Apr 10th
“I wish my iPod could make phone calls. No, I don’t want an iPhone. I know...”
–  -Ryan, working hard at the Michael Scott Paper Company on The Office
Apr 10th
Celine Dion eyeing bid for Montreal Canadiens →
That’s not really a combination I ever imagined.
Apr 9th
Hack-a-Shaq →
Apr 6th
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Mountain cleaners wanted →
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March 2009
28 posts
Justine Lai - Notes on Join or Die →
Click ‘works’ to see Join or Die.
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